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Janszoon 03-12-2013 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by funkdoktah (Post 1296828)
About a week ago a girl had this status:

"I'm so excited. Can't wait to find out whether I'll be an aunt or an uncle!"

:laughing:

Franco Pepe Kalle 03-12-2013 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by funkdoktah (Post 1296828)
About a week ago a girl had this status:

"I'm so excited. Can't wait to find out whether I'll be an aunt or an uncle!"

That is a definitve weird quote but at least the girl is excited about something positive.

Freebase Dali 03-12-2013 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by funkdoktah (Post 1296828)
About a week ago a girl had this status:

"I'm so excited. Can't wait to find out whether I'll be an aunt or an uncle!"

Sounds familiar...

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/u...uncle-Jenn.jpg

funkdoktah 03-13-2013 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1296888)

Well, she did actually write it. Don't think she was kidding, never know though.

Trollheart 03-13-2013 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mankycaaant (Post 1296801)
http://i47.tinypic.com/wmo95.png

just saw this cracker on my newsfeed. another day, another reason to contemplate just putting a bullet through my brain.

Jamie Lang? Wasn't this the same idiot you posted about who was trying to find out who stole his money or something?

Scarlett O'Hara 03-13-2013 10:57 PM

Here's one from mine from a girl I went to high school with: "Once agen she cnt mke the gym ...,,.stupid wine!gnna hv ta go in the mrnings or suink".

Trollheart 03-14-2013 06:38 PM

I hate that when wine stops you getting out of your house! It's as bad as those crabs that stop people visiting you...

Sequoioideae 03-14-2013 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1297327)
Here's one from mine from a girl I went to high school with: "Once agen she cnt mke the gym ...,,.stupid wine!gnna hv ta go in the mrnings or suink".

I know people like to abbreviate, but holy **** I can't even translate this.

Trollheart 03-15-2013 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Always (Post 1297557)
I know people like to abbreviate, but holy **** I can't even translate this.

Allow me: "Once again I can't make the gym --- stupid wine! Have to go in the morning or something."

Courtesy of Trollheart's Handy Chav-to-English Translation Services, Plc. All rights reserved. And seats. Seats reserved too. But mostly rights.

14232949 03-15-2013 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1297279)
Jamie Lang? Wasn't this the same idiot you posted about who was trying to find out who stole his money or something?

close but no cigar. the man with the Mike Skinner in a grand don't come for free esk financial woes was a James Laing.
Too many numpties on my facebook. good for a laugh though.


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