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12-09-2012, 07:36 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: The Black Country
Posts: 8,827
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Facebook is a narcissist's playground, I fhucking hate that website and the bell-ends that make it their life.
"only 4 more sleeps until malia 2k12 wiv da girlies lol. xxx" "omg babe u look gawjuss xxxx" "nooo i don't, u do xxxx" - Laying the groundwork for a rally of false compliments and self deprecating between the comment poster and pic uploader. People posting "rip granddad xxxx" statuses every year, why? It's crass, they cloak themselves with a veil of tragedy and hurt but underneath it all the goal is gaining attention, so embarrassing. And people believing any old nonsense and reposting it "they r gna stop us wearin england shirts in the world cup, repost this or my dog will die in 2 hours", and people do it. Twitter is even worse. |
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12-10-2012, 04:39 AM
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Music Addict
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Liverpool, UK
Posts: 734
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There's this girl my housemate went to school with and on pretty much a daily basis we sit around and read her Facebook updates cos they're so mundane and boring and I just don't understand how someone has such a vanilla life. I can't even pinpoint why it's so funny it just IS. Especially the conversations that sometimes take place on her updates. She mostly updates stuff like this:
"Stupid nosebleed tonite" "Go to the bank nd check my balance today nd maybe put my phone on charge aswell" "Cant believe my dads snorin is annoyin my mam tonite" "Little baby on the bus is adorable think thats how u spell it" "Baby on the bus is being loud he must have had loads of sugar" "Dont no wether to get a shower tonite with the blister on my foot" "Dont no wether to go to sleep but i feel tired" "Go nd meet my friend for lunch nd apply for some jobs aswell" "Want to try red wine coz it looks good" "Go nd help my mam with the shopping today" Then she'll upload a picture of herself and she has pretty big boobs and EVERY time this guy will comment and the conversation will go like this: Guy: "ur gawjus hun n nice tits" Girl: "thanks lol" Guy: "wen u gonna let me hold u like a woman should" Girl: "dont no lol" Guy: "ur so pretty u need a man in ur life Girl: "kk" I LOVE HER.
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12-10-2012, 07:44 AM
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Mwana Nzala
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Shakopee, Minnesota
Posts: 627
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The problem with Franco Pepe Kalle is that he is a unpredictable character. There is surprising info about this man. You think he only likes Franco and Pepe Kalle but when you find out that he hears other artists, you are shock. Girls are the sexy thing that God created. Important to notice FPK. |
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12-10-2012, 07:50 AM
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The Sexual Intellectual
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Somewhere cooler than you
Posts: 18,605
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 Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave. |
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12-10-2012, 07:51 AM
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Mwana Nzala
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Shakopee, Minnesota
Posts: 627
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The problem with Franco Pepe Kalle is that he is a unpredictable character. There is surprising info about this man. You think he only likes Franco and Pepe Kalle but when you find out that he hears other artists, you are shock. Girls are the sexy thing that God created. Important to notice FPK. |
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