Brain farts

Face · 12-05-2012, 03:51 PM

I was just writing a reply somewhere...this is part of a sentence I initially wrote....

"...yeah, that's the thought of lines I was thinking along as well..."

I looked at "thought" knowing something was wrong, but not getting exactly what for a full 5 seconds before I corrected it.

It's been a long day...

Key · 12-05-2012, 04:15 PM

Damnit. I was gonna write a response to this thread but I can't for the life of me remember what it was.

**Janszoon** · 12-05-2012, 04:21 PM

Brain farts: better than brain sharts.

**Frownland** · 12-05-2012, 05:16 PM

I often practise looking for something like my remote for long periods of time when it's in my hand. It usually ends with me asking a family member if they know where it is and me looking like a moron.

Trollheart · 12-05-2012, 07:01 PM

Yeah, it's like looking EVERYWHERE for your glasses before you realise they're on top of your head! D'oh!

gunnels · 12-05-2012, 07:05 PM

Dometimes my syslexia comes out when I falk tast.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 12-06-2012, 12:43 AM

Q:

Am I the only one who for some reason goes to look in the fridge when I have a brain fart?

FrankBeardjr · 12-06-2012, 12:55 AM

threw my keys in the trash and put my trash in the refrigerator today

Forward To Death · 12-06-2012, 04:17 AM

Couldn't Find The Fridge

Trollheart · 12-06-2012, 05:33 AM

Ah, getting old is fun!

Stocking the teabag canister, took out the box, opened it, crammed about forty teabags INTO MY CUP, put the box back in the press, looked at the (empty) cannister and for a moment couldn't figure where the teabags were! Man, that would have been one STRONG cup of tea!

Also, went to put a cup of milk in the microwave to heat it up, put it in the fridge instead.

Finally, taking the washing from the washing machine to the tumble-dryer, and almost put it in the oven!

Oh, and have you ever poured out a cup of milk (or anything) to be heated in the microwave, turned on the micro and realised there's nothing in there? Cup is still on the press? I have. More than once.

Ketchup? Catsup. Ketchup? Catsup....

12-05-2012, 03:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
Face Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: UK Posts: 306	Brain farts I was just writing a reply somewhere...this is part of a sentence I initially wrote.... "...yeah, that's the thought of lines I was thinking along as well..." I looked at "thought" knowing something was wrong, but not getting exactly what for a full 5 seconds before I corrected it. It's been a long day...

12-05-2012, 04:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	Brain farts: better than brain sharts. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

12-05-2012, 05:16 PM	#4 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I often practise looking for something like my remote for long periods of time when it's in my hand. It usually ends with me asking a family member if they know where it is and me looking like a moron. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-05-2012, 07:01 PM	#5 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	Yeah, it's like looking EVERYWHERE for your glasses before you realise they're on top of your head! D'oh! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

12-06-2012, 05:33 AM	#10 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	Ah, getting old is fun! Stocking the teabag canister, took out the box, opened it, crammed about forty teabags INTO MY CUP, put the box back in the press, looked at the (empty) cannister and for a moment couldn't figure where the teabags were! Man, that would have been one STRONG cup of tea! Also, went to put a cup of milk in the microwave to heat it up, put it in the fridge instead. Finally, taking the washing from the washing machine to the tumble-dryer, and almost put it in the oven! Oh, and have you ever poured out a cup of milk (or anything) to be heated in the microwave, turned on the micro and realised there's nothing in there? Cup is still on the press? I have. More than once. Ketchup? Catsup. Ketchup? Catsup.... __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

12-05-2012, 04:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Damnit. I was gonna write a response to this thread but I can't for the life of me remember what it was.

12-06-2012, 12:43 AM	#7 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	Q: Am I the only one who for some reason goes to look in the fridge when I have a brain fart?

12-06-2012, 12:55 AM	#8 (permalink)
FrankBeardjr Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 52	threw my keys in the trash and put my trash in the refrigerator today

12-06-2012, 04:17 AM	#9 (permalink)
Forward To Death Trolier Than Thou Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Minnesota Posts: 1,336	Couldn't Find The Fridge