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Old 12-07-2012, 11:36 AM   #61 (permalink)
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So is it just yourself you're not allowed to fap or.....

Actually, forget I said anything.
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Old 12-07-2012, 11:36 AM   #62 (permalink)
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With women there's g-spots, *****, squirters/not, bleeding and associated products, and I'm still not sure exactly where the piss comes from.
Wait, what's that?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-07-2012, 11:49 AM   #63 (permalink)
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Me too. *shudder*

That's never once happened to me, so unless you just don't know how to wash your bell end, then I don't think that that applies. So, you still lose, Burning Down.
Obviously circ'd! Cut guys don't know what smegma is
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Old 12-07-2012, 11:59 AM   #64 (permalink)
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Obviously circ'd! Cut guys don't know what smegma is
Nope. I got my hoodie. I just know how to wash my junk.
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Old 12-07-2012, 12:02 PM   #65 (permalink)
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At least smegma takes time to build, I've known women who smell rancid down there after just a few hours after showering.
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Old 12-07-2012, 12:04 PM   #66 (permalink)
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At least smegma takes time to build, I've known women who smell rancid down there after just a few hours after showering.
We don't need to here about your weird relationship with your mother.
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Old 12-07-2012, 12:06 PM   #67 (permalink)
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I have never been so happy to be circumcised in my life.
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Old 12-07-2012, 12:32 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Was it clitoris, is clitoris censored???

edit: guess not.

Then what the **** did I write?

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how about *****

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there we go, it was cl1ts
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Old 12-07-2012, 01:04 PM   #69 (permalink)
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Nope. I got my hoodie. I just know how to wash my junk.
Then it's a regular occurrence for uncut guys who don't wash themselves I guess. Gross.
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Old 12-07-2012, 04:20 PM   #70 (permalink)
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Nah it still looks weird, like I said before, lol. Plus you guys get smegma all over your dick when you don't clean them properly.
Women can get clitoral smegma.
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