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Old 12-07-2012, 08:40 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Did you also learn not to punch cable boxes?
lol I definitely learned my lesson.
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:14 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Ki, as you are reading this comment, undo your pants and take a good long and hard look at your balls. Then compare this hairy blow-up fish with a maggot hanging out of it to a tampon. I think you will find the crossbreed between the hairy blow-up fish and the giant maggot is definitely weirder.
Our genitalia may look uglier than their's (although, I've always thought that it looked like a gaping wound whenever a girl would pull her pussy lips open in a porn pic), but our **** doesn't bleed, doesn't get yeast infections, and doesn't grow other human beings. So, yeah, their genitalia is weirder. I know you were talking about tampons, but I just had to say that.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:33 AM   #53 (permalink)
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Our genitalia may look uglier than their's (although, I've always thought that it looked like a gaping wound whenever a girl would pull her pussy lips open in a porn pic), but our **** doesn't bleed, doesn't get yeast infections, and doesn't grow other human beings. So, yeah, their genitalia is weirder. I know you were talking about tampons, but I just had to say that.
Nah it still looks weird, like I said before, lol. Plus you guys get smegma all over your dick when you don't clean them properly.
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:34 AM   #54 (permalink)
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Nah it still looks weird, like I said before, lol. Plus you guys get smegma all over your dick when you don't clean them properly.
What the?
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:34 AM   #55 (permalink)
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I just googled smegma.
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:54 AM   #57 (permalink)
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 12-07-2012, 11:01 AM   #58 (permalink)
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I just googled smegma.
Me too. *shudder*

That's never once happened to me, so unless you just don't know how to wash your bell end, then I don't think that that applies. So, you still lose, Burning Down.
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Old 12-07-2012, 11:28 AM   #59 (permalink)
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What you guys talking about, I googled it and got this.

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Old 12-07-2012, 11:33 AM   #60 (permalink)
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Girls bits are far more weirder (or at least more mysterious) than guys.

Guys - One in your face hole, when soft it's for piss, when hard it's for ***.

With women there's g-spots, *****, squirters/not, bleeding and associated products, and I'm still not sure exactly where the piss comes from.
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