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Old 12-06-2012, 11:47 AM   #31 (permalink)
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The fingernail on the thumb of my wanking hand almost got ripped off two days ago. Still hurts, so I'm rather backed up at the moment.
Use your other hand.
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Old 12-06-2012, 11:50 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Use your other hand.
If you're not a practiced ambidextrous wanker, switching hands is like reversing your moral code.
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Old 12-06-2012, 11:53 AM   #33 (permalink)
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I'm an ambidextrous wanker.
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Use your other hand.
I don't know if it's different for girls, but most dudes can't switch hands. My left hand doesn't have the coordination to wank anymore than it can write.
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:32 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Yeah, i've tried with my right hand, and it doesn't work.
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:40 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I hope you choke.
The chicken?

One thing I've never tried is the dead-hand wank. How the **** is that going to work? I'm not gonna waste designated wank-time to sit on my arm for however long before clumsily flailing around with an unresponsive hand which come to think of it will probably cold as well.
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:41 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Yeah, i've tried with my right hand, and it doesn't work.
Total amateurs. Just turn your hand around backwards. Not only is it the same hand, but it feels like someone elses is roping that bad boy.
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:27 PM   #37 (permalink)
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I don't know if it's different for girls, but most dudes can't switch hands. My left hand doesn't have the coordination to wank anymore than it can write.
As a friend of mine once described it, "It's like a stranger".
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:29 PM   #38 (permalink)
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As a friend of mine once described it, "It's like a stranger".
Nah the Stranger is when you sit on your hand for a couple minutes and it goes to sleep and then you wank.
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:33 PM   #39 (permalink)
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ah, the dead hand gang. A classic.
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:40 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Dead hand is best when you're laying in bed and you have the flexibility to make it seem like your hand is slowly crawling up your leg.
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