WTF happened to Howard!

Unknown Soldier · 11-19-2012, 03:07 PM

I've now realized that Howard the Duck (il Duce) hasn't been on this forum for the best part of three weeks now, people come and go sure, but people with his post-count that post daily don't usually disappear overnight or do they?

LoathsomePete · 11-19-2012, 03:52 PM

We should start a pool with hypothetical scenarios that are at least feasible given his slightly cryptic posts over the last few months. Here's a few of mine,

1) Joined a cult
2) Joined a church
3) In jail
4) Burned all his stuff and has become a hermit somewhere in Malaysia
5) In the hospital

**Janszoon** · 11-19-2012, 03:53 PM

6) On vacation
7) Recently fired

LoathsomePete · 11-19-2012, 03:54 PM

What's funny is that even the most outlandish scenario is still within the realm of possibility with Howard.

Mojo · 11-19-2012, 03:57 PM

8) On the lamb.

**Janszoon** · 11-19-2012, 03:58 PM

9) On the Lim

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 11-19-2012, 04:00 PM

10) Playing Skyrim

Unknown Soldier · 11-19-2012, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hermione

10) Playing Skyrim

the most likely.

PoorOldPo · 11-19-2012, 04:28 PM

11) Dead?

Blarobbarg · 11-19-2012, 04:30 PM

Considering what he normally posts (posted?) my guess is he got fired and his life fell apart around him. Or he attacked someone and is in jail. Or he joined a cult. Or all of the above.

11-19-2012, 03:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	We should start a pool with hypothetical scenarios that are at least feasible given his slightly cryptic posts over the last few months. Here's a few of mine, 1) Joined a cult 2) Joined a church 3) In jail 4) Burned all his stuff and has become a hermit somewhere in Malaysia 5) In the hospital __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too

11-19-2012, 03:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	6) On vacation 7) Recently fired __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

11-19-2012, 03:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	What's funny is that even the most outlandish scenario is still within the realm of possibility with Howard. __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too

11-19-2012, 03:57 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	8) On the lamb. __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

11-19-2012, 03:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	9) On the Lim __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

11-19-2012, 04:00 PM	#7 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	10) Playing Skyrim

11-19-2012, 04:28 PM	#9 (permalink)
PoorOldPo Blue Pill Oww Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Luimneach, Eire Posts: 1,107	11) Dead? __________________ https://www.instagram.com/hennas.lullaby/

11-19-2012, 04:30 PM	#10 (permalink)
Blarobbarg Do good. Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota Posts: 2,065	Considering what he normally posts (posted?) my guess is he got fired and his life fell apart around him. Or he attacked someone and is in jail. Or he joined a cult. Or all of the above. __________________ https://rateyourmusic.com/~Blarobbarg ｡･::･ﾟ★,｡･::･ﾟ☆　^my RYM^　｡･::･ﾟ★,｡･::･ﾟ☆ (◠‿◠✿)