WTF happened to Howard!

FRED HALE SR. · 11-19-2012, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Blarobbarg

Considering what he normally posts (posted?) my guess is he got fired and his life fell apart around him. Or he attacked someone and is in jail. Or he joined a cult. Or all of the above.

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Godspeed Howard.

**Exo** · 11-19-2012, 04:39 PM

10) Moved to North Korear.

gunnels · 11-19-2012, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

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Godspeed Howard.

I can't tell if Howard is more of a Marcellus or a whatever-the-boxer's-name-is. Either way he'd pick the sword.
But yeah, I'd put my money on #4 and that he left his material possessions behind and became an ascetic.
Or
11)Fell into complete nihilism and is plotting to assassinate political leaders in Malaysia.

14232949 · 11-19-2012, 05:24 PM

#12 He partied with Stu, Phil and Alan. Did a line of cocaine, temporarily suspending his heart rate and now finds himself in a hotel ice cooler.

DropThaSystem · 11-19-2012, 05:42 PM

13) Masturbating
14) Taking a very long "#2"

Trollheart · 11-19-2012, 06:48 PM

15) On a road somewhere with strange sounds of knocking and muffled screams emanating from the boot (trunk) of his car, trying to look innocent as he's pulled over for speeding, keeping one hand lightly on the gun at his side....

God I hope I'm not right!

Freebase Dali · 11-19-2012, 07:50 PM

16) Got cured, and realized that all of his previous contribution here could not be faced with his new-found level of self-awareness.

Burning Down · 11-19-2012, 08:13 PM

17) Having an insane amount of weird, kinky sex.

Necromancer · 11-19-2012, 08:21 PM

Howard may had given up trying to assimilate. Maybe he is back with his own kind!

**Frownland** · 11-19-2012, 08:40 PM

18.) Slept with the wrong guy's wife/daughter/pet.

11-19-2012, 04:39 PM	#12 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,354	10) Moved to North Korear. __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE

11-19-2012, 05:42 PM	#15 (permalink)
DropThaSystem Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: The world may never know Posts: 69	13) Masturbating 14) Taking a very long "#2" __________________ *"Peace Sells...But Who's Buying?"*

11-19-2012, 06:48 PM	#16 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	15) On a road somewhere with strange sounds of knocking and muffled screams emanating from the boot (trunk) of his car, trying to look innocent as he's pulled over for speeding, keeping one hand lightly on the gun at his side.... God I hope I'm not right! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

11-19-2012, 07:50 PM	#17 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	16) Got cured, and realized that all of his previous contribution here could not be faced with his new-found level of self-awareness. __________________

11-19-2012, 08:40 PM	#20 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	18.) Slept with the wrong guy's wife/daughter/pet. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

11-19-2012, 05:24 PM	#14 (permalink)
14232949 The Big Dog Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,989	#12 He partied with Stu, Phil and Alan. Did a line of cocaine, temporarily suspending his heart rate and now finds himself in a hotel ice cooler.

11-19-2012, 08:13 PM	#18 (permalink)
Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	17) Having an insane amount of weird, kinky sex.

11-19-2012, 08:21 PM	#19 (permalink)
Necromancer Divination Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,655	Howard may had given up trying to assimilate. Maybe he is back with his own kind!