Pretty cool from where I'm sitting, but I wouldn't want that job. Rats, stray dogs/cats, squatters, crack/meth heads... ZOMBIES... No sir. Too many variables for getting ****ed up by something.

Well at least it's putting hair on my chest.

I honestly think this would be a pretty sweet job. I'd love to look around in abandoned houses. That would be legit!

Yeah, until you have to take pictures of somebody's shit in the toilet.

Then you just text it to a friend and await their response.

That's probably fungus from that nasty house. You should go see a doctor.

The hair is next to the fungus. I've had the fungus...well...since...since high school...shut up...I don't want to talk about it.

This house was just destroyed. I found a gnarly spider in the basement. The whole house creaked when I was walking and gave that kind of eerie feeling that somebody was in the house. Not one of my favorites.



Same thing with this one. Every step I took cause a creak on the other side of the room. The house was just getting drenched with rain all day. I don't know if that contributed to it but it was noisy.

So this was my interesting venture into Newark today. The video doesn't do justice on how bad of an area I was in. I was nervous. The house was destroyed and huge. The basement was very brooding. I give a interesting little close up of my face...sorry...in the beginning. Enjoy my face.

I was a little surprised that you didn't look like David Lynch.