Is it at least true what they say about crazy chicks in the sack?

Absolutely, 100 percent.

Yeah, quit player hating batlord. We all know your dream is to become a Cracked staff writer and your membership here is only for practice.

So I guess the lesson here is, never give them your real name, number, or address, and climb out their window after they fall asleep.

I could totally see him becoming a writer for them, or at least one of the weird personalities in the comments section. :laughing:

I've taught you well, young one. Now go! Go **** all the crazy chicks, and leave no trace of your essence other than your DNA in a condom.

On second thought, you might wanna grab that on the way out. Use a ziplock or sumthin.

I was about to say. They might put that **** in the freezer until they can get their hands on a turkey baster. Ya'll know bitches be wantin' my money.

Well, any crazy bitch worth her weight in crazy would already have one of those at the ready.

Does anyone else have difficulty combining what they know with how they act? I've been particularly paranoid and anxious lately and I find myself constantly betraying my own knowledge when I try and talk to people, to the point where it has a negative impact on my job performance and day to day functioning. There are days when I can't look anyone in the eye without seething with distrust and hate.