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Sparky 08-09-2012 09:54 PM

rashida jones vs lolo jones
 
who would you rather bang(or have a serious relationship w/e either one)?

Lolo Jones


+has good christian morales
+good fundamental values
+works hard everyday
+hard worker
-not a winner

[B]Rashida Jones

-not a winner
-not a virgin
-no christian morales i dont think
-i love you, man
-no good movies i cant think of

+office was okay (dare i say pretty good?) sitcom

Janszoon 08-09-2012 09:56 PM

Lolo, is infinitely more shag-able. If only she were into it. :(

anticipation 08-09-2012 09:59 PM

dude rashida's dad is Quincy Jones, so your kids would be super hot super successful musicians. lolo jones' parents are crackheads i believe, or some **** like that.

i'll take the non-athletic mudblood.

Sparky 08-09-2012 09:59 PM

Lolo has said being a virgin has been harder than anything else she's dealt with so far :(

14232949 08-10-2012 09:27 AM

Is there really any debate here?
Rashida all the way.

The Batlord 08-10-2012 10:50 AM

Lolo has the body of a little boy. Seriously, professional runners are pretty much universally unshaggable. Rashida all the way.

Janszoon 08-10-2012 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1217122)
Lolo has the body of a little boy. Seriously, professional runners are pretty much universally unshaggable. Rashida all the way.

There must be some weird looking little boys in your neck of the woods.

The Batlord 08-10-2012 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1217123)
There must be some weird looking little boys in your neck of the woods.

There must be some weird looking women tied up in your basement.

Janszoon 08-10-2012 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1217126)
There must be some weird looking women tied up in your basement.

No, they're all quite attractive.

The Batlord 08-10-2012 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1217127)
No, they're all quite attractive.

Considering your apparent love of the proverbial bone that is supposed to be reserved only for dogs, I am somewhat dubious of that.

Janszoon 08-10-2012 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1217134)
Considering your apparent love of the proverbial bone that is supposed to be reserved only for dogs, I am somewhat dubious of that.

What?

The Batlord 08-10-2012 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1217137)
What?

You know, bones are for dogs?

Janszoon 08-10-2012 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1217142)
You know, bones are for dogs?

Bones are for all vertebrates.

The Batlord 08-10-2012 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1217143)
Bones are for all vertebrates.

Well, this sea cucumber is just fine without 'em.

Janszoon 08-10-2012 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1217144)
Well, this sea cucumber is just fine without 'em.

So you're a floppy, spineless sea creature with a single, branching gonad? The ladies must love that.

Thom Yorke 08-10-2012 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by A$AP Sparky (Post 1216997)
+works hard everyday
+hard worker

Even though that's a great combo, I'll take Rashida.

FRED HALE SR. 08-10-2012 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1217000)
Lolo, is infinitely more shag-able. If only she were into it. :(

These two women look almost identical. They could be sisters. I'd have to go for a three way. :drummer:

The Batlord 08-10-2012 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1217147)
So you're a floppy, spineless sea creature with a single, branching gonad? The ladies must love that.

I'm a big phallus, what do you think?

TheBig3 08-10-2012 12:56 PM

Rashida.

Also, why isn't Lolo into the romp?

Janszoon 08-10-2012 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3 (Post 1217181)
Rashida.

Also, why isn't Lolo into the romp?

She's saving herself for marriage. Where have you been man?

anticipation 08-10-2012 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1217183)
She's saving herself for marriage. Where have you been man?

bitch asked me for a ring, i put one around her whole eye.

Sparky 08-10-2012 10:08 PM

:laughing:

The Batlord 08-11-2012 08:33 AM

:laughing: +1


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