[B]The Story Game[/B] (house, Paris Hilton, members, show)

holdyoualways · 06-07-2005, 03:37 PM

and so the hobo let him play the part. since robert downy had just as much coke as the hobo did, they got extremely high during the casting call of alison reynolds when paris hilton showed up.

Fenixpunk · 06-07-2005, 03:42 PM

but since Alison is a dark haird loner type girl, they casted her as Claire, the rich girl.

holdyoualways · 06-07-2005, 03:45 PM

which was all the same to her, so long as she could get her hands on soem free cocaine. so then emilio estevez heard about the play and desperately wanted to get back into the spotlight so he tried out for the role of andrew. the hobo said he's let him in on one condition...

Fenixpunk · 06-07-2005, 04:05 PM

he do it in drag and change the character from a wrestler to a junkie diva transexual.

holdyoualways · 06-07-2005, 04:10 PM

so he agreed to the terms and signed on board. so now there was the role of alison to cast and loe and behold, none other than...

Fenixpunk · 06-07-2005, 04:16 PM

Margaret Cho!

holdyoualways · 06-07-2005, 04:19 PM

but they didnt think she was cool enough to play the part so they settled for angelina jolie instead. the next day was the grand opening of the play but the night before...

Fenixpunk · 06-07-2005, 04:27 PM

Paris Hilton and Emilio Estevez were busted by cops for doing coke and making illegal homemade sex tapes involving circus midgets.

shandapanda · 06-07-2005, 04:32 PM

The only way to make bail was to find the circus midgets' owners, steal their identities and seduce the cops....

holdyoualways · 06-07-2005, 04:47 PM

so paris did the seducing part of the job while emilo did the other stuff. meanwhile, the hobo and the other cast members were waiting on paris and emilio to finish the play.

06-07-2005, 03:37 PM	#381 (permalink)
holdyoualways Elevator to the moon Join Date: May 2005 Location: Snowy, cold, miserable Pennsylvania Posts: 1,088	and so the hobo let him play the part. since robert downy had just as much coke as the hobo did, they got extremely high during the casting call of alison reynolds when paris hilton showed up. __________________ You're my satellite <3

06-07-2005, 03:42 PM	#382 (permalink)
Fenixpunk The Erroneous Hoodlum Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: West Side Phoenix Posts: 2,057	but since Alison is a dark haird loner type girl, they casted her as Claire, the rich girl. __________________ This message has been approved by Shawn Erroneous - The Declaimed

06-07-2005, 03:45 PM	#383 (permalink)
holdyoualways Elevator to the moon Join Date: May 2005 Location: Snowy, cold, miserable Pennsylvania Posts: 1,088	which was all the same to her, so long as she could get her hands on soem free cocaine. so then emilio estevez heard about the play and desperately wanted to get back into the spotlight so he tried out for the role of andrew. the hobo said he's let him in on one condition... __________________ You're my satellite <3

06-07-2005, 04:05 PM	#384 (permalink)
Fenixpunk The Erroneous Hoodlum Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: West Side Phoenix Posts: 2,057	he do it in drag and change the character from a wrestler to a junkie diva transexual. __________________ This message has been approved by Shawn Erroneous - The Declaimed

06-07-2005, 04:10 PM	#385 (permalink)
holdyoualways Elevator to the moon Join Date: May 2005 Location: Snowy, cold, miserable Pennsylvania Posts: 1,088	so he agreed to the terms and signed on board. so now there was the role of alison to cast and loe and behold, none other than... __________________ You're my satellite <3

06-07-2005, 04:16 PM	#386 (permalink)
Fenixpunk The Erroneous Hoodlum Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: West Side Phoenix Posts: 2,057	Margaret Cho! __________________ This message has been approved by Shawn Erroneous - The Declaimed

06-07-2005, 04:19 PM	#387 (permalink)
holdyoualways Elevator to the moon Join Date: May 2005 Location: Snowy, cold, miserable Pennsylvania Posts: 1,088	but they didnt think she was cool enough to play the part so they settled for angelina jolie instead. the next day was the grand opening of the play but the night before... __________________ You're my satellite <3

06-07-2005, 04:27 PM	#388 (permalink)
Fenixpunk The Erroneous Hoodlum Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: West Side Phoenix Posts: 2,057	Paris Hilton and Emilio Estevez were busted by cops for doing coke and making illegal homemade sex tapes involving circus midgets. __________________ This message has been approved by Shawn Erroneous - The Declaimed

06-07-2005, 04:32 PM	#389 (permalink)
shandapanda Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: bababbabababaaa Posts: 354	The only way to make bail was to find the circus midgets' owners, steal their identities and seduce the cops.... __________________ The Law of Awesome states: Those who are more awesome will cast down those less awesome than themselves, thus climbing the Hierarchy of Awesome and maintaining a balance in the world of Awesome Me poo you

06-07-2005, 04:47 PM	#390 (permalink)
holdyoualways Elevator to the moon Join Date: May 2005 Location: Snowy, cold, miserable Pennsylvania Posts: 1,088	so paris did the seducing part of the job while emilo did the other stuff. meanwhile, the hobo and the other cast members were waiting on paris and emilio to finish the play. __________________ You're my satellite <3