Earth's gravity disappears and everyone flies into space to be confronted by...

ME! then I..

drank a Coke and went to Pluto

i liked pluto so i stayed there. then some people came to visit me, they were....


(hey popisdead, how old are you? just wondering, not that it matters but im curious..:))

made out of Plutonium so they exploded into...

(I'm 15)

skittles. then santa came and ate all the skittle people not knowing he ate loads of people. then mrs clause yelled at him and she...

(me too.)

beat him with a stick made out of peppermint

(cool)

mrs. clause beat him so bad with the peppermint stick, he died. so then christmas was over, unless..

(how did i know you were gonna say that... IM SMART! that's why)

Ruldolph could bring him back from the dead which can only achieved by...

(or maybe you're a psychic)

THE DEVIL! so rudolph had to sell his soul to the devil. once santa is alive again he..

(no, i wish though.)

ate Ruldolphs nose so Santa glowed like a...

(i wish i was a psychic too)

lightbulb. then since santa ate part of rudolph, santa is now owned by the devil. so now the mafia is after rudolph and santa cuz...

(who doesnt, then they wouldnt do certain stuff)

they stole a cent from Al Capone back in the 1930's. the mafia shot Santa in...

penis. then santa had no di.ck so he was depressed. so then he..

had his elves make a new one for him

but mrs. clause didnt like it cuz she got splinters from the wood, so she then..

.. im such a perv.

LOL


got the splinters removed and had the elves make santa a d!ck that vibrated.

then mrs. clause is all like, "we're so totally keeping this one. it's better than the one he had before." so then..

im oh so very sick.. honestly, there's somthing wrong.

this thread is whats wrong lol


she realized it was removable, and she could get f*cked while santa was at work. so he

i made it this way, with all the pervyness. lol.

but santa was getting sick of mrs. clause always asking to borrow his prosthetic penis, he...

killed her placing a bomb in his penis while she was using it and he was at work. without mrs clause around he could go to all the parties he wanted and

get wasted on eggnog

that came from a frog. The frog could also spit pepperspray so he spit some in Santa's eye

and Santa's eye became PopIsDead's avatar.

(Sweet)

Santa's eye then popped out of it's socket with such a loud pop that it scared all of Santa's raindeer (or whatever) so the raindeer trampled Santa

then santa was dead. so then someone else had to take over christmas. and they were...

a gang of mischievous trolls. They flew around on their flying...

moustraps. then..

one of the trolls tried to sit on the flying mousetrap, and it snapped shut, cutting the troll in half

but the moustrap kept on flying about. so the decaying troll..

was eaten by a flock of condors from...

zimbabwe. the zimbabwean condors ate up the flying carcas and flew off to..

a bar in Tahiti. The condors got horribly drunk and passed out only to wake up to...

belly dancing condors that..

raped the condors with hangovers

then everyone died for no reason whatsoever.

but only the condors throughout the world died

no, actually, everyone died.

the trees began to act human by growing feet and hands and starting to talk, they could actually

eat eachother, but none of them were hungry, so they