and then he can go out and play with the other evil star wars fans

but to save himself from the pain of bleaching he decided to use...

a spoon. but the spoon had acid on it so he called the doctor immediately and the doctor said he thinks blackTshirt is not ok, cause she

tried to flush her head down the toliet but got it stuck so she went to the...

toilet king and asked for permission to get her head back. she needed it to

put face paint on so that she could arrive at the carnival as a clown and be able to steal the little midgets that worked there. she then remembered that holdyoualways had...

meningitis so she decided to go alone. holdyoualways got mad and

called up her connections with the italian mob and ordered them to whack blackTshirt by drowning her in the nearby river.

everybody realised blackTshirt is already dead so she can't die anymore... they decided then to kill bono from u2 instead

once they got to bonos house, the edge answered the door. the italian mob asked where bono was and the edge replied...

that he was busy (taking a dump) so they leaved to santa's home in the north pole cause they didn't get their ps2 game last Xmas and wanted to..

either force santa to give up the presents or torutre him by killing all the elves and mrs. clause. but when they got there...

santa took out his shotgun screaming "ohhh yeaaahh, that feels good, you got your ps2 games right here!!" but the italian mob..

had submachine guns, which we all know could blow anyone away, and they tore the head off santa faster that j lo finding a new husband.

and that is something!! j lo died too cause she was at santa's house at the moment, asking for a latino lover for Xmas.

ben affleck was also there stalking j lo trying to rekindle her love.

but he died. david copperfield appered out of nowhere and said

"what the hell is going on here?" but instead of shooting him, the itialian mob decided to let him join them. if he didnt they would...

make him disappear. and that would be humiliating for him. so the mob and david became known as ..

the cop-a-feel squad. they decided to head over to afghanastan to try to look for osama bin laden. they came across this cave in the desert that...

smelled like fart and beer so they..........

headed over to punk-4-life's room but realized it smelled just the same so they decided...

steal all of my 40's of mickeys ice(mmm thats good ****)but i walked in and they...........

shot him dead. as punk-4-life fell to the floor, instead of blood seeping out of his gunshot, alcohol poured out. so the cop-a-feel squad decided to...

recesitate him and put an iv in his arm t odrain the blood out but punk-4-life stated to kill everyone saying...........

"darn my sister for putting prunes in my burritos! im farting all over the place!"

i neeeeeeed to burn more incence.....

so the cop-a-feel sqaud took punk-4-life down to the local candel shop to buy incense.

but they were out of incence from the previous person who ate prunes named...........

urban hatemonger. so punk-4-life called up holdyoualways since blackTshirt ditched her and asked her to help him find urban hatemonger so they could steal his incense.

but blackTshirt came out o' nowhere (just like copperfield) and decided to help them by..

robbing the candle store. so she put on her black ski mask and took out her (fake) gun and pointed it at the cashier.

and said give me all your incense or i'll.................

make punk-4-life fart all over you.

then he said.......

'you must go up to the highest moutain and retrieve some sacred llamas from a llama farmer.'

then...

...he said: "No Luke, I'm your father!"

(getting back on track here)

so the cop-a-feel squad decided to ditch punk-4-life, holdyoualways, and blackTshirt and head over to the main headquarters. there they would talk to their boss about any new orders. their boss was...

Imonlydancing...the llama farmer from the top of the mountain and a cunning genious. she gave them orders to...