(ha ha ha) with a butchurs knife he got from.......

wal mart that was on sale for...

$2.99, but he forgot his money, so...

he decided to rob the place but then...

he saw a security camera, and....

decided to black it out with spray paint.

..but he didnt have any money for spray paint, so he....

decided that since he was gonna steal the butcher knife, he might as well steal the spray paint

but the alarm went off...

so he went running out of the building through the lawn and graden section until...

he stepped on a rake and smacked himself in the face, so he....

was bleeding non stop on the floor and slipped on the blood and fell on his back.

and while laying on his back, he spotted a....

hoe on the floor so he threw it at the security guard that was running after him and then he...

remembered that he was horny, so he retrieved the hoe and....

realized it was a hoe you use to garden with so he ran out of the door while the guard was screaming in agony but...

he forgot where he had parked, so he....

ran out in the middle of the highway and got hit by a car

but it was a rice burner, so it didnt do much damage, but suddenly...

a huge frickin two truck came by and pumulled the poor dude. the driver stepped out of the vehicle and the dude realized that the trucker was the one and only...

bus driver that raped him when he was 8. he became a truck driver and came to kill him, but the ...

evil clowns from romania came in and stabbed the guy before he could get to him. Then...

ledzepstu showed up on his moped and....

grabbed the shroom fairy before anyone could get to him

and sped off yellin "hahahahaha fly my pretty. then all the shroom fairies evil cousins came and....

tried to steal him off ledzepstu's moped but they got trampeled by a motorcycle. so as ledzepstu and the shroom fairie were driving down the road...

ledzepstu crashed into an invisable wall and............

went flying off the bridge into the river below and drown. so the shroom fairie decided that walking was healthier for him anyway.

so he started following the yellow brikc road to........

what he thought was the wizzard of oz but it was in fact an abandoned tattoo parlor

he saw a fat stranger with a tattoed body that asked him "wtf are you doing here? don't you know that...

you must be this tall to ride the rides?, but....

the strager was a midget then he said.........

i'll kill ya all!

thne he puled off his mask and he was.......

really f**king ugly, but he had a huge...

Darth Vader mask under the other mask, because

star wars episode 3 had just come out in theaters and he wanted to show his loyalty to the dark side

his yellow teeth made his mum mad, though and she made him

scrub his mouth out with bleach to clean them