but nobody on broadway would give a one legged coked out hobo a role he wanted, so he settled on....

sneaking into hugh jackman's dressing room and trying on his pants.

these pants made look exactly like

molly ringwald!

so he decided that since the boy from oz wouldnt let him join, that he'd make his own play based on the breakfast club.

when he was confronted by Sylvester Stallone who convinced him to...

let him play the part of john bender. so without hesitation he let him be in the play.

the play was a massive success but....

the hobo realized that he had forgotten to get the rest of the roles. he had gotten high the night before and completely forgot. so the next day he continued with the casting calls. robert downing jr showed up and asked to play the part of...

Brian Johnson