a giant sunbaking alien who lay him on his stomach and had his way with him. After that Hasselhoff ran into town naked screaming the alien stole my d!ck and was locked up in a mental asylum.

the asylum was actually a forum called music banter and his daily torture was to try to spam as much as he could with all these anti-spam members around. his user name was..

suckmyc0ckcosmynameisdavidhasselhoffandimreallycoo l but then he got kicked off for having such a long name. He then went to his mums place and had some meatloaf before....

reading the "how to have shorter user names" book. he remembered that he couldn' read and blowed his brains away. the fucking end

but then he came back to life as a zombie and terrorised the worlds female population with his humongous...

genital herpes. all the women in the world had nightmares that...

he eaten all the bananas :yikes:

(no man, that's just you hehe)

and they made a clone war just like in star wars 2. but

the clones all had genetic deformities so they werent cool enough to...

the giant monkey of impending doom would not have it. He came down and impended everyone. They were rather impended. Then the Fonz showed up and said,...