doing the chacha like a sissy girl...

before wiping his dirty ass with road kill. After eating the roadkill he...

threw it back up and....

pumped it up until it was the size of an air balloon and then poked it with a pin so it flew around in circles before slammking into a powerpole. The powerpole then fell over in a domino effect causing a ...

an old lady to fall to the ground screaming "FIRE IN THE HOLE"!! She then lept up with a machine gun and...

shot all the diminutive beavers before running into a petrol station for a smoke. after her smoke she...

ran outside and turned on all the gas pumps. Before bouding away from the station, she thew a match. Since she had also accidently soaked herself in the explosive liquid, the old woman went up like a roman candle. After she hit the ground she ran away from the station, causing...

the entire state forest to catch alight, until David Hasselhoff came to the rescue and put out the fire with milk stored in his enormous nipples...

which he had been originally saving for his cubs, so to replace all of the milk hasselhoff

ran into the ocean and found a humback whale, which he milked. He then ran back to the beach where he stepped on...