breast cancer....but then, as if it were a miricle...

everyone died... and out of the ashes a new hero was risen... a hero to stand for all people, a hero to be the defender of all things good and just... The Governator (TM)...

but he had to go home cause his pants fell all of the sudden and felt embarrassed and lonely and asked..

...his mumy "Am I special?" she said "Of course you are now rung along dear" so The Governator (TM) decided to...

go to that one malt shop (TM) on fifth street (TM) and order a strawberry (TM) malt while hanging out with people in leather jackets (TM) while listening (TM) to fifties (TM) music...

before running of into the wildness with his lesbian cheetah bride with whom he ate nuts covered in elephant dung puree. After picking the bits out pf his teeth he.....

went to the bathroom and discovered ..

that his lesbian wife had cut his penis off with a meat cleaver. still in shock he...

took the penis and thought it was a good idea to..

Call David Hasselhoff