if he could have a free sample in 'cherry red', but hasselhof refused and....

gave him the body glitter instead, meanwhile a u.f.o landed and out of the smoke emerged!....

the UFO tried to abduct boy george but...

David splashed the alien with some water left over in his swimming trunks, making the alien....

melt, like a witch....then out of nowhere...

this incredibly charming little elf named Nozorkanshemlacksozozozvee appeared with a shotgun and a uzi and said, "I'm gonna bust some sh:yikes:t in all of ya'll bitch-asses... niggah." He then continued too...

spin on the spot going "woop wa woop woop woop woop" for 40 minutes, by that time boy george and david had already...

ejaculated... I MEAN ELEVATED high enough to use Mage or some... other spell sh:yikes:t... Nozorkanshemlacksozozozvee then lost +10 dignity points and continued to call everyone bitch-ass niggahs for all eternity.... Meanwhile! The Evil Dr. Insert Name Here and his lovely assistant were plotting against David and BOY GEORGE...

their plan was to secretly...

steal kylie Minogue's boob and feed them with it; they found out it was impossible because of the...