a mystic swamp surrounding them, full of different coloured warping lights.*_* When the children recovered they found themselves....

in the forest of ......

narnia they must of gone through a wardrobe, the children looked around and to their shock found....

David Hasselhoff, who...

was jerking off looking at urban's pic. urban got..

...cancer because he trusted what Hollywood had to offer, and that led to him....

being a very bad boy and eating all the cookies... but anyways, back to Hasslehoff, who was now...

almost a woman, he decided to set michael jackson free, cause he realised he loved him and he had to

...ride the merry go round at neverland ranch one more time, so hasselhoff took a friend with him...

named Boy George. but George said he wants to try the new Maybelline lipgloss and asked..