?? I thought the devil was bowie????... nevermind...

who decided to bend the spoon noah in his true form of uri geller

(changes story a bit)
so Satan Bowie ate some ice-cream using his noah and talked with his pal called...

john, john was

a farmer, he loved killing...

mimes, and so became satans friend because the devil also hated mimes and

they started the "killing mimes" show, on channel 5

which got the highest ratings ever for a reality tv show. now satan & john were hosts.....

and had subliminal messages every night, telling people ..

to kill all the mimes, as they can't run a way due to it always being windy for 'em, (that walkin in the wind s**t, I hate that) and also to.....

buy bowie cds.
everybody hated the show after the first two weeks so they decided to

go to cinema, to watch....

star wars. and said "f*ck jobs"

the devil was still sore about job. he never was that good at tempting, no matter what everyone said. So.............

he tried to hang himself, but he didnt have any rope, so.........

he tried to drown himself but........

when he got into the water all of it evaporated, so he...

said f**k it and put a gun to his head, but........

he only had blanks in his gun

So he coated the gun in poison and swallowed it...

so he began to hit himself in the head with it...

nad began to blled from his ears but then he relized......

he was the devil, so he was alreday dead, so...

he decided to kill.........

urban hatemonger, but thats easier said than done, so.....

he kills the clown from...........

The fecking Mcdonalds adverts

then he gos to mcdonalds and............

Starts beating the clown to a bloody pulp with a

drink tray he found in the grabarge can, then he

drank the clowns blood using a straw he found in the garbage can

that was covered in......

shit. his eyeball fell cause of the

clown started to........

rape young ferrets while eating strawberry donuts

and drinking grey goose vodka and was saying...........

fuck you all i want to eat your nipples!!

all 8 of them(or however many nipples ferrets have)

then he lost interest in that pursuot and decided to ram knives into the slots in ATM machines before...

going to taco bell to kill..........

all the mice men urinating on the cheese (haha stole it from your sig!)