his ass ... again

because the cops knew thats where the coke was

because it was in his hand while he was drinking it

then i got bored of the purple squirrel, plus it was freaking me out. then i...

put on a production number of Oklahoma

Im Cory the Cowboy yeha im on acid

said the elephant writing a book on quantum mechanics while riding a unicycle

then cory dies from an acid overdose! then we must plan a funeral for the late cory.

but first a word from our sponsors

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---Wendy's