was eaten by a flock of condors from...

zimbabwe. the zimbabwean condors ate up the flying carcas and flew off to..

a bar in Tahiti. The condors got horribly drunk and passed out only to wake up to...

belly dancing condors that..

raped the condors with hangovers

then everyone died for no reason whatsoever.

but only the condors throughout the world died

no, actually, everyone died.

the trees began to act human by growing feet and hands and starting to talk, they could actually

eat eachother, but none of them were hungry, so they