killed her placing a bomb in his penis while she was using it and he was at work. without mrs clause around he could go to all the parties he wanted and

get wasted on eggnog

that came from a frog. The frog could also spit pepperspray so he spit some in Santa's eye

and Santa's eye became PopIsDead's avatar.

(Sweet)

Santa's eye then popped out of it's socket with such a loud pop that it scared all of Santa's raindeer (or whatever) so the raindeer trampled Santa

then santa was dead. so then someone else had to take over christmas. and they were...

a gang of mischievous trolls. They flew around on their flying...

moustraps. then..

one of the trolls tried to sit on the flying mousetrap, and it snapped shut, cutting the troll in half

but the moustrap kept on flying about. so the decaying troll..