ate Ruldolphs nose so Santa glowed like a...

(i wish i was a psychic too)

lightbulb. then since santa ate part of rudolph, santa is now owned by the devil. so now the mafia is after rudolph and santa cuz...

(who doesnt, then they wouldnt do certain stuff)

they stole a cent from Al Capone back in the 1930's. the mafia shot Santa in...

penis. then santa had no di.ck so he was depressed. so then he..

had his elves make a new one for him

but mrs. clause didnt like it cuz she got splinters from the wood, so she then..

.. im such a perv.

LOL


got the splinters removed and had the elves make santa a d!ck that vibrated.

then mrs. clause is all like, "we're so totally keeping this one. it's better than the one he had before." so then..

im oh so very sick.. honestly, there's somthing wrong.

this thread is whats wrong lol


she realized it was removable, and she could get f*cked while santa was at work. so he

i made it this way, with all the pervyness. lol.

but santa was getting sick of mrs. clause always asking to borrow his prosthetic penis, he...