head over to michael jackson's house and do some investigating. when they headed over there, they went straight for his bedroom. they looked under his bed and found a well known celebrity named...

Pierce Brosnan, who said, "I'm hiding here so I don't have to do another James Bond movie... becaus I'm to tired... can you go fetch me a...

glass of fresh orange juice, for i am parched from being under a bed hiding from Imonlydancing for many many years because i was too scared to...

'see the garden hose' or whatever the hell she was trying to make me do... watch out when you go in the kitchen, there are ninja pandas and...

scary fighting pirahnas might bite you' and with that they left the bedroom and made their way to the...

kitchen. in there they found macualy culkin hiding in the fridge sitting in the fetel position eating chocolate syrup.

...and dancing with micheal's nose, all of a sudden a mole-man came bursting out from the ground!! "Awrioght, come with me gorgeous" He said, gruffly. Before he knew it macualy was on his way to!....

michael jacksons trial. he was supposed to be going on the witness stand for the defense but got side tracked from all that chocolate. so when he got there...

He'd become dom-vito, "wherethehellsheatMATILDA" and shoved some more krispy kremes on his trolley. Well Micheal was not pleased, he got his flying monkey minions to swoop dom-vito up back for him to be.......

eaten by the evil corn bores. but he ate all the corn bores before they could eat him so he...