yet he is still able to have children through the miracle of sciene. after doin so he...

...took a handful of pills and passed out for a week, but...

the kids needed money so the law came to

take them away

but they got hungry......

so they headed to wendys to try out the new finger foods that everyone is raving about.

...and they freaked out when they realized that wendy's was closed, so.......

they decided to hunt dave down, only to realize that dave was already dead.

...but mcdonalds drive through was open all night...

and to everyones surprise, working the drive through window was none other than..

Oojay, who imediately began punching in their windshield While screaming....

.."ive got your big mac right here!!!!!!!!!!!!........

then wandered off mysteriously into the night, muttering to himself "hold your own damn pickles, hold your own damn pickles, hold your own damn pickles"

will reciting that...he got tackled by a 400 pound pickle salesman named Jesus' (mexican pronunciation of course)

and was yelling "EAT MY PICKLE!"

and the old lady standing in front of me, whips her head back at me and gives me the EVIL EYE!

All of a sudden Oojay spots a fork on the ground and decides to.....

pry it out and go eat a salad with it.

but remembered that he had diarrhea and he cannot have any salad so...

he went to the fairground to become a clown

and was attacked by punk-4-life who hates clowns

, especially the insane clown posse

both punk-4-life and i decide that clowns should burn in hell, so we kill them.

Then the orthodontists take over the world because the balance between clowns and orthodontists is gone.

oh, i decide that the orthodontists should burn in hell for making my teeth hurt for two years and then putting a stupid wire on my teeth. so now everyone is clown and orthodontist free.

And the apes evolve into THE SPIDERS FROM MARS!!! ahhhh!
Then, David Bowie comes out of Hell and is our Satanic ruler.

then all the clowns and orthodontists are set free and are taking out their anger for being in hell on santa clause.

Then I rung a bell and an angel got his wings.

then the angel got too close to the sun and its wings melted, so the force of gravity brought it to a tradgic death of smashing into the ground.

that releases a big tsunami in the indonesia and south asia zone

killing all the orthodontist and clowns and drowning david bowie

and giving free water to the thirsty ones. but the evil Satan hates water so

he builds an ark, knowing it worked for god and noah once already

but it doesn't work this time cause

the devil didn't have time or noah to bulid it. he decides to.....

make a noah

out of normal house hold objects, the noah he made......

was spoon-shaped

and thus, could be used as cutlery by the devil bowie

(bowie is dead)