and loving it. Sat down to

drink a cup of mud

with a homoicidal android from the planet Ugfewghfchgewvchjwvchewvhjwv,hjfdebhj,

while jacking off to pictures of a tree in the form of the virgin mary

i came across a purple squirrel...

who claimed he could save us all

so he apologised & handed him a tissue

to wipe the tears from his ass

i`ve got a tear in my ass , i need bandages you idiot he replied

but then the cops came so they split