he saw a fat stranger with a tattoed body that asked him "wtf are you doing here? don't you know that...

you must be this tall to ride the rides?, but....

the strager was a midget then he said.........

i'll kill ya all!

thne he puled off his mask and he was.......

really f**king ugly, but he had a huge...

Darth Vader mask under the other mask, because

star wars episode 3 had just come out in theaters and he wanted to show his loyalty to the dark side

his yellow teeth made his mum mad, though and she made him

scrub his mouth out with bleach to clean them