he stepped on a rake and smacked himself in the face, so he....

was bleeding non stop on the floor and slipped on the blood and fell on his back.

and while laying on his back, he spotted a....

hoe on the floor so he threw it at the security guard that was running after him and then he...

remembered that he was horny, so he retrieved the hoe and....

realized it was a hoe you use to garden with so he ran out of the door while the guard was screaming in agony but...

he forgot where he had parked, so he....

ran out in the middle of the highway and got hit by a car

but it was a rice burner, so it didnt do much damage, but suddenly...

a huge frickin two truck came by and pumulled the poor dude. the driver stepped out of the vehicle and the dude realized that the trucker was the one and only...