that made funny and true statements about those who pressed his tummy. for example

your mother is actually your father and your little brother is your biological mother...

so instead of running away in fear, they decided to politely ask the virus-carrying kangaroo for some help.

with the rock band they were starting, the kangaroo/Virus said he would play bass, and the scottish guy played...

sitar. He was the best sitarist in all of Europe. People were expecting him to play bagpipes though, since he always wore a traditional bagpipers outfit, but he wore that because...

the Bengladeshi mafia was after him for

not dressing up as a bagpiper because he is Scottish

obviously, the rest of the group played those little egg shakers and they rocked out, A record exec walked by and picked up the band from the donation box.

and tried to convince someone that they could rock out like he saw them do when he first saw them, but whenever he brought them up to someone they would just sit there, motionless, just like toys...

Then the Record Exec remebered that he was on a whole lot of acid, so he

became a bartender. He made millions by...

slipping roofies into every bar comers drinks and opening a brothel in the back room.

what he didn't know was that

the goverment was watching from space and selling the tapes to...

family members of fat, dead comedians

like John Buelusihi and Chris Farley who are sent to PopIsDead's house in a...

RETARD RACER!! (LOL) ate all his carpet. then they..

played some poker and the one who lost had to chew...

on road tar

but then the gods struck down and killed every one in site. The End.

PS: there's a chance to revive by...

Breathing, Everyione breathes and comes back to life to attack Hasbeencorrected for killing the story

(ow...my soul feels like unhappy...) then after dying I rise from the ash to seek revenge upon the god of war... Ronald McDonald...

that Ronald guy brought some guns that had cheeseburgers for bullets and that

brought joy to all the children of the world, they all joined hands and....

praised the dark lord Hades...

to give them a pony, Which he did...

a dark pony of badnessness... stuff...

Which ate their souls, and then went on to make a feature film about it entitled "

'dude where's my soul?'.....it caused a huge frenzy among...

stupid people that were, obviously, in search of their...

managers, who had a really really intelligent.....

argument about why french toast rocks over belgian waffles and that

led to an International House of French Toast, which was then used over the International House of Pancakes in Lewis Black standup routines... this led to and uproar in the....

UN of clowns with razorblades...

who then immeadiatly

spontaneously combusted. The End.

oh, your mother.

started slicing.......

some ears and some noses that