"i am the coooolest bwahaha you will all be killed" but he forgot his cd player on playing "i'm a barbie girl" so everyone found out he's not cool. that made him

fuk you all mother fukkers

And so peace was finally found between the fluffy bunnies with uzis and the Germanic tribes of Italy. So they all had a disco party with lots of cocaine and £sD. They all passed out and were brought to disco hell, happily ever after.

The End

Yay!!!!

damn you!

joking.

Act Two!

well....once there was...

hehehe.

a one legged hobo...

who was constantly jacked up on cocaine

and on one particular day he decided to join the broadway play "the boy from oz" because he thought hugh jackman looked hot in his tight dance pants.

but nobody on broadway would give a one legged coked out hobo a role he wanted, so he settled on....

sneaking into hugh jackman's dressing room and trying on his pants.

these pants made look exactly like

molly ringwald!

so he decided that since the boy from oz wouldnt let him join, that he'd make his own play based on the breakfast club.

when he was confronted by Sylvester Stallone who convinced him to...

let him play the part of john bender. so without hesitation he let him be in the play.

the play was a massive success but....

the hobo realized that he had forgotten to get the rest of the roles. he had gotten high the night before and completely forgot. so the next day he continued with the casting calls. robert downing jr showed up and asked to play the part of...

Brian Johnson

and so the hobo let him play the part. since robert downy had just as much coke as the hobo did, they got extremely high during the casting call of alison reynolds when paris hilton showed up.

but since Alison is a dark haird loner type girl, they casted her as Claire, the rich girl.

which was all the same to her, so long as she could get her hands on soem free cocaine. so then emilio estevez heard about the play and desperately wanted to get back into the spotlight so he tried out for the role of andrew. the hobo said he's let him in on one condition...

he do it in drag and change the character from a wrestler to a junkie diva transexual.

so he agreed to the terms and signed on board. so now there was the role of alison to cast and loe and behold, none other than...

Margaret Cho!

but they didnt think she was cool enough to play the part so they settled for angelina jolie instead. the next day was the grand opening of the play but the night before...

Paris Hilton and Emilio Estevez were busted by cops for doing coke and making illegal homemade sex tapes involving circus midgets.

The only way to make bail was to find the circus midgets' owners, steal their identities and seduce the cops....

so paris did the seducing part of the job while emilo did the other stuff. meanwhile, the hobo and the other cast members were waiting on paris and emilio to finish the play.

The show must've gone on, because a few hours later the play ended and the house lights came up only to reveal the seats were full of...

tranquilizer darts

They shot from the seats on springs and tranquilized the entire cast, When thye woke up they found themselves to be...

toys stuck in a toy donation basket. They needed to find a way out but they were too small so they...

stood on eachothers shoulders but as they swayed tring to reach the edge.....

One of them happened to be a scottish guy wearing a kilt, and everyone wanted him on top because...

he had some cool stuff that everyone wanted to see. and when i say cool stuff, i'm talking about...

crowbars and baseball bats. With these crowbars and baseball bats they were able to break a hole in the side of the donation basket only to confront a...

an internet virus that took the shape of a

kangaroo with rabies