Brand New God

Trollheart · 07-01-2012, 01:44 PM

This is your chance to choose the god you wish to worship.

I choose Waits. I shall follow his ten commandments:

1. Be permanently drunk
2. Crack wise with everyone you meet
3. Lounge in alleyways
4. Smoke 40 a day
5. Listen to my music
6. **** the system
7. Look out for the little guy
8. Do things your way
9. Tell stories about how you used to know such-a-person
10. Ignore today's music

I shall worship at his altar for the rest of my days. If I can find my way to his Church, being drunk and wreathed in a haze of thick smoke, that is.

07-01-2012, 01:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	Brand New God This is your chance to choose the god you wish to worship. I choose Waits. I shall follow his ten commandments: 1. Be permanently drunk 2. Crack wise with everyone you meet 3. Lounge in alleyways 4. Smoke 40 a day 5. Listen to my music 6. **** the system 7. Look out for the little guy 8. Do things your way 9. Tell stories about how you used to know such-a-person 10. Ignore today's music I shall worship at his altar for the rest of my days. If I can find my way to his Church, being drunk and wreathed in a haze of thick smoke, that is. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018