Brand New God

Trollheart · 07-01-2012, 02:44 PM

This is your chance to choose the god you wish to worship.

I choose Waits. I shall follow his ten commandments:

1. Be permanently drunk
2. Crack wise with everyone you meet
3. Lounge in alleyways
4. Smoke 40 a day
5. Listen to my music
6. **** the system
7. Look out for the little guy
8. Do things your way
9. Tell stories about how you used to know such-a-person
10. Ignore today's music

I shall worship at his altar for the rest of my days. If I can find my way to his Church, being drunk and wreathed in a haze of thick smoke, that is.

PoorOldPo · 07-01-2012, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart

This is your chance to choose the god you wish to worship.

I choose Waits. I shall follow his ten commandments:

1. Be permanently drunk
2. Crack wise with everyone you meet
3. Lounge in alleyways
4. Smoke 40 a day
5. Listen to my music
6. **** the system
7. Look out for the little guy
8. Do things your way
9. Tell stories about how you used to know such-a-person
10. Ignore today's music

I shall worship at his altar for the rest of my days. If I can find my way to his Church, being drunk and wreathed in a haze of thick smoke, that is.

I think I love Tom Waits and his way of life too. Dunno if I would live that wreckless a life though, 40 ***s a day?!?!

Trollheart · 07-01-2012, 08:12 PM

Hah hah! Love the way the system interpreted your description of cigarettes as a euphemism for gays! Gotta love that Artificial Intelligence! Who says they're going to take over? Skynet my arse!

**Janszoon** · 07-01-2012, 08:42 PM

I think I would like the follow the fourfold path of Andrew W.K.:

1. It's time to party
2. Party hard
3. Party 'til you puke
4. Don't stop living in the red

mr dave · 07-02-2012, 06:45 AM

I'll go with the Mastodon trinity

- I no longer govern my soul
- Trust your own truth
- Pursue happiness with diligence

PoorOldPo · 07-02-2012, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon

I think I would like the follow the fourfold path of Andrew W.K.:

1. It's time to party
2. Party hard
3. Party 'til you puke
4. Don't stop living in the red light district

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Mrd00d · 07-02-2012, 01:10 PM

Tool

Think For Yourself
Question Authority
Spiral Out; Keep Going
As above so below and beyond I imagine

**Janszoon** · 07-02-2012, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cru Hoor

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Well rent's probably cheap there I guess.

PoorOldPo · 07-02-2012, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon

Well rent's probably cheap there I guess.

Depends on how expensive she is.

Lisnaholic · 07-23-2012, 10:26 PM

If it hasn`t been proven by 2 or 3 thousand years of history, it has now been proven by 2 or 3 posts here; a key test of divinity is coming up with a convincing set of commandments. That`s why I opt for David Bowie, who has peppered his lyrics with more instructions than most artists.
If you want to join me in the Church of David Bowie, you must comply with the following, preferably on a daily basis :-

1. Put on your red shoes and dance the blues.
2. Don`t believe in yourself.
3. Don`t deceive with belief.
4. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.
5. Turn to the left, fashion, turn to the right.
6. Hang on to yourself.
7. You gotta make way for the homo superior.
8. Run for the shadows in these golden years.
9. Freak out in a moonage daydream.
10.Try to get it on like once before.

07-01-2012, 02:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	Brand New God This is your chance to choose the god you wish to worship. I choose Waits. I shall follow his ten commandments: 1. Be permanently drunk 2. Crack wise with everyone you meet 3. Lounge in alleyways 4. Smoke 40 a day 5. Listen to my music 6. **** the system 7. Look out for the little guy 8. Do things your way 9. Tell stories about how you used to know such-a-person 10. Ignore today's music I shall worship at his altar for the rest of my days. If I can find my way to his Church, being drunk and wreathed in a haze of thick smoke, that is. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

07-01-2012, 08:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	Hah hah! Love the way the system interpreted your description of cigarettes as a euphemism for gays! Gotta love that Artificial Intelligence! Who says they're going to take over? Skynet my arse! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

07-01-2012, 08:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	I think I would like the follow the fourfold path of Andrew W.K.: 1. It's time to party 2. Party hard 3. Party 'til you puke 4. Don't stop living in the red __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

07-02-2012, 01:10 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mrd00d Stoned and Jammin' Out Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Northern California; Eugene, OR; mobile Posts: 1,602	Tool Think For Yourself Question Authority Spiral Out; Keep Going As above so below and beyond I imagine __________________ Mrd00d's Last.fm

07-23-2012, 10:26 PM	#10 (permalink)
Lisnaholic ...here to hear... Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: He lives on Love Street Posts: 4,444	If it hasn`t been proven by 2 or 3 thousand years of history, it has now been proven by 2 or 3 posts here; a key test of divinity is coming up with a convincing set of commandments. That`s why I opt for David Bowie, who has peppered his lyrics with more instructions than most artists. If you want to join me in the Church of David Bowie, you must comply with the following, preferably on a daily basis :- 1. Put on your red shoes and dance the blues. 2. Don`t believe in yourself. 3. Don`t deceive with belief. 4. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on. 5. Turn to the left, fashion, turn to the right. 6. Hang on to yourself. 7. You gotta make way for the homo superior. 8. Run for the shadows in these golden years. 9. Freak out in a moonage daydream. 10.Try to get it on like once before. __________________ "Am I enjoying this moment? I know of it and perhaps that is enough." - Sybille Bedford, 1953