Brand New God
 

This is your chance to choose the god you wish to worship.

I choose Waits. I shall follow his ten commandments:

1. Be permanently drunk
2. Crack wise with everyone you meet
3. Lounge in alleyways
4. Smoke 40 a day
5. Listen to my music
6. **** the system
7. Look out for the little guy
8. Do things your way
9. Tell stories about how you used to know such-a-person
10. Ignore today's music

I shall worship at his altar for the rest of my days. If I can find my way to his Church, being drunk and wreathed in a haze of thick smoke, that is.

I think I love Tom Waits and his way of life too. Dunno if I would live that wreckless a life though, 40 ***s a day?!?!

Hah hah! Love the way the system interpreted your description of cigarettes as a euphemism for gays! Gotta love that Artificial Intelligence! Who says they're going to take over? Skynet my arse! :D
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I think I would like the follow the fourfold path of Andrew W.K.:

1. It's time to party
2. Party hard
3. Party 'til you puke
4. Don't stop living in the red

I'll go with the Mastodon trinity

- I no longer govern my soul
- Trust your own truth
- Pursue happiness with diligence

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Tool

Think For Yourself
Question Authority
Spiral Out; Keep Going
As above so below and beyond I imagine

Well rent's probably cheap there I guess.

Depends on how expensive she is.

If it hasn`t been proven by 2 or 3 thousand years of history, it has now been proven by 2 or 3 posts here; a key test of divinity is coming up with a convincing set of commandments. That`s why I opt for David Bowie, who has peppered his lyrics with more instructions than most artists.
If you want to join me in the Church of David Bowie, you must comply with the following, preferably on a daily basis :-

1. Put on your red shoes and dance the blues.
2. Don`t believe in yourself.
3. Don`t deceive with belief.
4. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.
5. Turn to the left, fashion, turn to the right.
6. Hang on to yourself.
7. You gotta make way for the homo superior.
8. Run for the shadows in these golden years.
9. Freak out in a moonage daydream.
10.Try to get it on like once before.