The Official Amusing Quotes Thread

[Salami]

I want to make a little depository where we can put a few of our choice funny comments and sig-able quotes, these can either be times when people have worded something really well that made you laugh out loud, or times when people have said something unbelievably stupid that you've decided to sig.

Here are a couple from our old troll erasertime.206:

Originally Posted by eraser.time206

When I say sensual I don't mean sexual. Jimi Hendrix played music that you could feel in your flesh. His movements, voice and creativity evoked sensual (there's not real word for this so I'll use this word) music-orgasms.

Emotional music is when the music can affect your life (Stairway to Heaven) and affects your mind in high forms.

Originally Posted by eraser.time206

To me sensual is fleshly (not necessarily sexual). It's harder to explain on the internet but basically Jimi Hendrix makes you get in touch with yourself (sounds gay I know). I can't really explain it that well but I would think it's not that hard to understand.

[Plankton]

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Sig that!

lol

[Salami]

Sorry but I just saw this:

Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier

Now nice trolls are people like eraserhead and pepe franco kalle.......ah those were the days.

Just brought back some very happy memories:

Originally Posted by eraser.time206

A lot of people think emotion is when a player moves around and has air sex with the guitar. To me emotion is when a player is plays what's in his heart (cheesy) and transfers that to the listeners. I don't think there's a guitarist who's done this like Buckethead. In the end it's all opinion but if I'm going to be subjectively objective Buckethead is better.

Originally Posted by eraser.time206

I've only listened to 4 albums of Buckethead but in those albums I've listened to I definitely heard more emotion than Hendrix. Hendrix was not very emotional. He was sensual. Buckethead is the only guitarist that ever made me relook things. I think that even if Jimi Hendrix were born the same time as Buckethead with the same advantages that he wouldn't be as good.

Originally Posted by eraser.time206

You have to remember that Buckethead is not mainstream. If he was mainstream (it's probably his fault he's not) he would be very famous for his playing.

Originally Posted by eraser.time206

They are just musicians. They didn't raise me and they are not my family.

[Salami]

I mean "Buckethead is not mainstream..."

[Blarobbarg]

I have no idea what he is trying to say there, and I feel like I still wouldn't, even if viewed in context.

Here's one from today. No, I will not explain it.

"Stop pooping on yourself!"

[Sparky]

Originally Posted by Phantom_Limb

Man i really suck at everything all the time

Originally Posted by right-track

daaam A$SAP Sparky, your swag is on a whole notha level bruh(

Originally Posted by hip hop bunny hop

I am always wrong about politics grrrr grrrr

[Trollheart]

I love the first one and I am sufficiently old and uncool enough not to have a clue what the second one is about (plus I have no idea how to "quote the quotes", as it were).

[Salami]

For "quoting the quotes" old sport, just click on the multi-quote button for as many of them you like, when you leave the thread it ought to say "do you wish to keep these quotes?" and you click "YES!!!!"

If the thread's been locked, I usually click on the permalink button which gives you the URL of the post, the number of which you include in the quote instructions like so:

Originally Posted by 'username' ; <insert number>

quote

[Paedantic Basterd]

I was on another forum that did this, and it was a riot. A quote was only eligible if it produced a verbal "HA" or "OOOH", for quality control. Lots of great memories in it.

[TheBig3]

Originally Posted by Salami

I mean "Buckethead is not mainstream..."

Wait, so are you saying Buckethead is mainstream? I don't get what you're talking about here.