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Old 02-26-2013, 12:05 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Umm he harassed me on a regular basis?
Doug harassed you?
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Old 02-26-2013, 12:26 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Doug harassed you?
Yeah, he was jealous of me and Roger Klotz dating
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Old 02-26-2013, 02:57 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Yeah, he was jealous of me and Roger Klotz dating
Patti, you tramp!
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-26-2013, 03:11 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Whatever, Roger had a better dick, I ain't no fool. Doug had no dick game at all. I got needs, Batlord. ****.
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Old 02-26-2013, 03:31 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Whatever, Roger had a better dick, I ain't no fool. Doug had no dick game at all. I got needs, Batlord. ****.
Maybe, but Doug is a freak when that belt comes off.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-26-2013, 03:36 PM   #26 (permalink)
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He vanilla as ****
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Old 02-26-2013, 03:39 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 05-27-2013, 01:33 AM   #28 (permalink)
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why is that funny you ask? take your pick: blue pill or the red:

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Old 05-27-2013, 04:33 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I've had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking plane! Everybody strap in! I'm 'bout to open some f*cking windows.
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Old 05-27-2013, 04:35 PM   #30 (permalink)
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oh I think you meant strap ons

you got some kinda kink, Saurus?
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