Suicide by car in garage?

VanLeon · 05-04-2012, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track

Get a life!

Problem solved.

Easier said than done

EvilChuck · 05-04-2012, 06:21 PM

OP have you got a plan in place to let us know if you've been successful?

hip hop bunny hop · 05-04-2012, 07:42 PM

@OP, there are various guides out on there on the internet which detail ways to commit suicide.

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Originally Posted by anticipation

is it selfish to determine your own fate and not be led like sheep by non-sensical morality? i know i'm not living my life for anyone else's benefit, and if you think that any parent that in good conscience brings a child into this world isn't selfish i can't say you're anything but delusional. after all, no one asks to be born. i just don't see how people so fervently defend and value the "sanctity of life" when it is, in essence, consumption and destruction.

How you can go from mocking morality to holding destruction and consumption as somehow blatantly evil or bad is beyond me, but I do agree that it's silly for people to act like a bunch of emos just because some random person wants to off themselves.

iluvwubs · 05-04-2012, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Exoskeletal

Here is a better suicide plan than that my dear. You don't even need a Toyota.

Find a two story building that lines a busy street. Go to the roof.
String piano wire tight across the front near the ledge. String it about neck level.
Get some rope and tie one end to the building and another to your feet. Make sure the length of rope is long enough to suspend you over the edge but short enough so you don't hit the ground.
Put some super glue on your hands.
Put your arms around the front of the wire and back towards your head. Put you hands on your head.
Lean forward so that the piano wire cuts your neck but not your forearms.
When the cord goes taut you'll be hanging upside down over the sidewalk with you head outstretched in your arms thanks to gravity and the superglue.
Blood will spew everywhere. People will be traumatized for life.

Profit.

Burning Down · 05-04-2012, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by iluvwubs

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anticipation · 05-04-2012, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by hip hop bunny hop

@OP, there are various guides out on there on the internet which detail ways to commit suicide.

How you can go from mocking morality to holding destruction and consumption as somehow blatantly evil or bad is beyond me, but I do agree that it's silly for people to act like a bunch of emos just because some random person wants to off themselves.

I don't see them as blatantly evil or bad, nor do I see where I said that I did. In traditional parlance society sees them as bad, which is of course just a subjective measure of an arbitrary emotive response. I see both as just realities of this existence.

jackhammer · 05-04-2012, 08:37 PM

If anyone is serious about suicide you jump off the highest point u can or slash your wrists upwards and not across. Everything else if a cry for help and life is never that bad. Trust me.

hip hop bunny hop · 05-04-2012, 08:51 PM

^^^^ listen to him, he's smart.

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Originally Posted by anticipation

I don't see them as blatantly evil or bad, nor do I see where I said that I did. In traditional parlance society sees them as bad, which is of course just a subjective measure of an arbitrary emotive response. I see both as just realities of this existence.

Hmm, I thought it was strongly implied in the last sentence of the paragraph I quoted earlier. Apologies for the mistake.

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You know, if you're considering suicide, you should read the relevant Encyclopedia Dramatica article. (NSFW)

Blarobbarg · 05-05-2012, 12:39 AM

The fact that there is a discussion on the best way for this person to kill her/himself disgusts me. You guys need to get some ****ing empathy.

VanLeon, send me a private message, if you want. Unlike these awful people, I actually care.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-05-2012, 12:42 AM

I just think that if you are asking questions like that there is something not right.

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