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DoctorSoft · 05-01-2012, 07:37 PM

Manscaping would go from a socially acceptable form of grooming to a dirty and taboo fetish.

Blarobbarg · 05-01-2012, 11:08 PM

It would have totally changed humanity. For as long as we have existed, we would have been covering our hair to protect it. Long leather "hair-sheathes" would probably have been standard, and since the hair could never be cut without hurting yourself, my guess is that most would have their hair tied up so that it couldn't tangle or tear on things. The old would have super long hair.

...Or would there even BE any older people? If your hair starts going away, would you lose enough blood that you would die? Would the only elderly be the ones that never lose their hair?

Also, everyone would be 100% hairier overall. No shaving, face or otherwise.

**Frownland** · 05-01-2012, 11:15 PM

I don't think that we'd suffer as it falls off, really. Those with fair hair would be pussies and those with tougher horse like hair would be badasses, I'm guessing.

The Fascinating Turnip · 05-02-2012, 11:38 AM

Wouldn't tying up your hair be a bugger for circulation?

FETCHER. · 05-02-2012, 11:45 AM

I was listening to a song on my iPod today called Cassius - Almost cut my hair, but it's not on youtube

The Batlord · 05-02-2012, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo

Man, you literally just blew my friggin mind.

PoorOldPo · 05-02-2012, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Aurora

I was listening to a song on my iPod today called Cassius - Almost cut my hair, but it's not on youtube

Almost Cut My Hair (HD HIGHEST RES ON YT) - Live Wembley 1974 - Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - YouTube

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Here's one: what if we are all actually mentally challenged. We think that we take drugs when we really just take our vitamins, the instruments that we play are just toys, us and our friends go on playdates instead of hanging out, etc. Would this mean that those who we see as the mentally challenged are actually the intelligencia that keeps society together, and we are just hassling them when we think that we're helping them?

I've had a few playdates where me and my friends took several vitamins and discussed this thought to a great extent.

This thought scares me. Like...Who is taking care of me if this is true?

FETCHER. · 05-02-2012, 05:50 PM

it's not crosby, stills, nash and young

I listened to it to make sure

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PoorOldPo · 05-03-2012, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I don't think that we'd suffer as it falls off, really. Those with fair hair would be pussies and those with tougher horse like hair would be badasses, I'm guessing.

There would be racism then on the colour of your hair.

Like Ginger people would be seen as people that are dying because their hair is the colour of blood.

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Originally Posted by Unchained Ballad

Wouldn't tying up your hair be a bugger for circulation?

Hmmm. good point. I guess its like your ears, I mean if you tied them up would it annoy you?.....

Probably. I'd say you would only notice the circulatory problems when you tie large parts of it up. Like imagine instead of slitting somone's throat, just cutting off their ponytail, and they die of blood loss.

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Originally Posted by DoctorSoft

Manscaping would go from a socially acceptable form of grooming to a dirty and taboo fetish.

Lol, would men be sexier or un sexier? Hmmm

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-05-2012, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo

(---Warning, this is a product of young adult stoner conversations, BE WARNED---)

Right, here is where you pose a hypathetical scenario or situation to the other members of this forum, and hopefully we will get little discussions going. To be honest I only really started this thread to pose one hypathetical situation to people, because I was having a really ****ed up conversation about it with all the ****ing weirdos in the architecture studio last week, but I have a few scenarios we also brought up that are important to talk about I think. Also, please post your own after I have posted and after discussing my scenario and seeing an example of the one I have posted.

Alright here is the first one...

What if........

When you cut your hair ( by a scissors or whatever )........

It BLED!!!!!!!!!

Well first of all, everyone would have longer hair for one, even the guys. Secondly, barbers and hairdressers would be out of the business. I mean, if I am cutting off a part of myself and it is going to bleed, I would either want to do it myself or get a surgical proffesional to do it.

A friend of mine, we will call him Sandwich, even posed the scenario... Imagine if when your hair was cut, not only would it bleed, but start crying, he thought that would be sad.( Sandwich is a bit weird )

Please! Please discuss.

This icks me out! Imagine it though, people would chop off peoples hair and cause them to bleed to death...

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I don't think that we'd suffer as it falls off, really. Those with fair hair would be pussies and those with tougher horse like hair would be badasses, I'm guessing. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

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