Hilarious Sex Stories
 

The first time can be awkward :shycouch: but I can also be down right hilarious. :rofl: Anyone have a really funny story of how they lost their virginity? Or any other scandalous stories? :love:

yo son, one night i got all blazed out an hella drunk an ended up pissin tha bed when my girl was in it. it was tight yo, i was like "check that sh*t out son, see if thats pee" then tha bitch got down an smelled that sh*t an i was like "aww sh*t girl, u jus stuck your nose in my piss, son" "i knew it was piss all along, look at tha stain on tha boxorz biiatch"

HAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA! Dude that is fuucked up, but damm funny. :yikes:

ey is that you in your pic IMATOOL?

dirt... once again you have brought tears to my eyes.. i am privileged to know you...

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

Greatest. Story. Ever.

i seriously think that he tops the list

nope all my pics of myself are too big but im posted in the Member Gallery check me out :p:

hey Dirt got anymore stories?

no one can top that dirt. *wipes away the tears of laughter*

jen xx