Hilarious Sex Stories (member, quote)

Urban Hat€monger ? · 05-13-2005, 01:14 PM

I spent a weekend in london with my last girlfriend, about 47 hours of that was spent having sex

By the Monday morning I had the following list of injuries........

My bottom lip felt like it had been chewed off
I could hardly speak because my tongue was so sore from giving her so much oral
I had a rash covering the lower part of my face from where her wet thighs had been rubbing against my stubble.
My neck & chest were covered in bites
My nipples had felt like they had been pulled / bitten off (Although I think she came out worse than me for that

)
My back was COVERED in scratchmarks.
I was red raw 'down below'
I could hardly walk from her bouncing up & down on my thighs all weekend.
And I was also drowsy from drinking alcohol & lack of sleep all weekend.

And I had to go to work like that.

Still ..... best weekend ever

IMATOOL · 05-13-2005, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

I spent a weekend in london with my last girlfriend, about 47 hours of that was spent having sex

By the Monday morning I had the following list of injuries........

My bottom lip felt like it had been chewed off
I could hardly speak because my tongue was so sore from giving her so much oral
I had a rash covering the lower part of my face from where her wet thighs had been rubbing against my stubble.
My neck & chest were covered in bites
My nipples had felt like they had been pulled / bitten off (Although I think she came out worse than me for that

)
My back was COVERED in scratchmarks.
I was red raw 'down below'
I could hardly walk from her bouncing up & down on my thighs all weekend.
And I was also drowsy from drinking alcohol & lack of sleep all weekend.

And I had to go to work like that.

Still ..... best weekend ever

Dude now that is a steamy sex story good show man

Urban Hat€monger ? · 05-13-2005, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IMATOOL

Dude now that is a steamy sex story good show man

No thats the result , the steamy bit is what we did

05-13-2005, 01:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,626	I spent a weekend in london with my last girlfriend, about 47 hours of that was spent having sex By the Monday morning I had the following list of injuries........ My bottom lip felt like it had been chewed off I could hardly speak because my tongue was so sore from giving her so much oral I had a rash covering the lower part of my face from where her wet thighs had been rubbing against my stubble. My neck & chest were covered in bites My nipples had felt like they had been pulled / bitten off (Although I think she came out worse than me for that ) My back was COVERED in scratchmarks. I was red raw 'down below' I could hardly walk from her bouncing up & down on my thighs all weekend. And I was also drowsy from drinking alcohol & lack of sleep all weekend. And I had to go to work like that. Still ..... best weekend ever __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.