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Old 05-06-2005, 11:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The first time can be awkward but I can also be down right hilarious. Anyone have a really funny story of how they lost their virginity? Or any other scandalous stories?
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Old 05-06-2005, 11:56 AM   #2 (permalink)
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yo son, one night i got all blazed out an hella drunk an ended up pissin tha bed when my girl was in it. it was tight yo, i was like "check that sh*t out son, see if thats pee" then tha bitch got down an smelled that sh*t an i was like "aww sh*t girl, u jus stuck your nose in my piss, son" "i knew it was piss all along, look at tha stain on tha boxorz biiatch"
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Old 05-06-2005, 12:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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HAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA! Dude that is fuucked up, but damm funny.
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Old 05-07-2005, 08:52 AM   #4 (permalink)
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ey is that you in your pic IMATOOL?
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Old 05-07-2005, 09:02 AM   #5 (permalink)
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dirt... once again you have brought tears to my eyes.. i am privileged to know you...

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Old 05-07-2005, 09:41 AM   #6 (permalink)
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yo son, one night i got all blazed out an hella drunk an ended up pissin tha bed when my girl was in it. it was tight yo, i was like "check that sh*t out son, see if thats pee" then tha bitch got down an smelled that sh*t an i was like "aww sh*t girl, u jus stuck your nose in my piss, son" "i knew it was piss all along, look at tha stain on tha boxorz biiatch"
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Old 05-07-2005, 10:39 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 05-11-2005, 12:13 PM   #8 (permalink)
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ey is that you in your pic IMATOOL?
nope all my pics of myself are too big but im posted in the Member Gallery check me out
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Old 05-11-2005, 12:14 PM   #9 (permalink)
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hey Dirt got anymore stories?
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Old 05-11-2005, 12:25 PM   #10 (permalink)
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no one can top that dirt. *wipes away the tears of laughter*

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