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Old 03-28-2012, 01:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So yeah, people start businesses for the weirdest **** these days.

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White Power Milk - Welcome
"Milk that may appear by smell to be perfectly consumable (even organic), can contain contaminants such as suspended particles, parasites, bacteria, viruses, and fungi. Through extensive recruitment within the upper echelons of society, we deliver the finest milk purified in a way only we can. Our secret ingredient is in the process through which rich, beautiful, white girls gargle your milk to absolute perfection. It's her touch that sets us far above the rest. Our diverse selection includes West Coast, The South, New England, New York, and London. Each of the carefully selected girls offer subtle differences of background, yet what they share is most important. All are waiting to clean your milk with their mouths. That is our promise to you!"


VULVA Original - único en el mundo
"The real erotifying vaginal scent of a desirable woman –
VULVA Original is NOT a perfume, but the captivating intimate scent conserved as odorous substance, made to satisfy your own smelling pleasure. VULVA Original is the natural vaginal scent which is produced by movement and sweating in the female intimate area, the scent that arises for example a couple of hours after having had the last intensive shower."
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Old 03-28-2012, 01:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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The first one is actually a satirical website. Just for reference. Still quite a disturbing piece.
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Old 03-28-2012, 01:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
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The first one is actually a satirical website. Just for reference. Still quite a disturbing piece.
I know, but you can still ACTUALLY BUY IT.

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The buyer agrees that they are a responsible adult of sound mental and physical health at least 18 years of age as of the date of purchase, and they understand that White Power Milk is not sold or intended for human consumption. Buyer takes full liability for punitive damages, personal injury damages, lost profit or revenues, loss of use of product or equipment and any loss of property that may result from the purchase or use/misuse/abuse of products purchased through this website. Buyer understands that if the specific woman selected to gargle milk is unavailable for any reason at the time of order, a replacement from this website will be selected on the buyer's behalf. Buyer understands that a portion of the information on this website has been fictionalized.
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Old 03-28-2012, 02:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I know, but you can still ACTUALLY BUY IT.
Did you try?
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Old 03-28-2012, 02:02 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Did you try?
Sorta. My thought process was like:

Surely this can't be real.
Does their cart system work?
****, it does.
Ok, surely they won't ask for payment though?
Wait, what the ****? It actually goes through to paypal?
lol, they're actually serious!
*clicks out of website*
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Old 03-28-2012, 02:04 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Ah.

Nate Hill (artist) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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In 2011, Hill created the website White Power Milk which offered buyers the opportunity to purchase milk gargled (and supposedly purified) by six different white, young women. The service was real however no milk was ever sold, but one gargling video was.[9] Later that year, he created White Smell Bot which collected tweets on twitter that found mostly black people commenting on how white people smelled. This worked to support The White Ambassador performance that took place simultaneously.[10] Again, in 2011, Hill created a hacked Nintendo video game site that created a race war game that apparently made "racism absurd" since the game itself claimed to be both racist and absurd. This project was called "Race Warriors Dot Com."
I think the fact that he followed through on the offer makes it an even better piece of art, actually.
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Ok, and what about the other one?
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I don't know, I didn't click it because I saw the word "vulva" and I have no desire to see one today.
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Vulva Original is a scented product with a vaginal odor that is specifically described as not being a perfume[1].
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srsly, nobody else knows of any weird businesses?
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