Sad story about the girl i loved.

14232949 · 03-23-2012, 11:13 AM

Unlike others, I actually read this pathetic monstrosity from top to bottom and it's the most ridiculous, nonsensical thing I've ever had the misfortune of wasting my time with.

OP, you need to get a life, did you ever actually meet this girl, you loser? No, you're convinced you fell in love with someone you messaged a few times online.
Do you know what sunlight is?

And, as for the whole suicide thing, it makes no sense, how could she send you the email of her killing herself months after she had done it?

What you need to do mate, is seek professional help and maybe one day, whilst highly sedated you can enter the world I like to call reality.
You're obviously a warped basket case.

Phantom Limb · 03-23-2012, 11:28 AM

I thought it was good. It creeped me out even though I knew it was just a story.

I also like how everyone thinks this is real.

iluvwubs · 03-23-2012, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo

Well you creepy pasta'd the **** outta me until I realized you were talking out your arse.

Ha, got ya! Stuff like this is more fun when you believe it might be true though.

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Originally Posted by mankycaaant

You're obviously a warped basket case.

You're obviously very gullible.
mfw when you thought I was serious youravatar.gif

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Originally Posted by Phantom Limb

I thought it was good. It creeped me out even though I knew it was just a story.

I also like how everyone thinks this is real.

I know right?!

I'm glad you liked it. I'm even more glad you were able to realize its just a story.

ThePhanastasio · 03-23-2012, 12:56 PM

I realized it was just a story when it got to the sound on the phone. Up until then, I thought it was just a very sad, pathetic, and highly embellished memoir.

14232949 · 03-23-2012, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by iluvwubs

You're obviously very gullible.
mfw when you thought I was serious youravatar.gif

My points are still valid. You clearly need help. You wasted a good few hours writing that and I don't think it was mere coincidence you had to relate your little story to an internet 'relationship' for comedic effect, you strike me as the type of person that probably has experienced the first part of your morbid tale.

Have fun basking in your undeniable accomplishment.

GuitarBizarre · 03-23-2012, 01:01 PM

I, too, have a tale of woe regarding a girl I once loved. I shall recite it here anew, for your eyes!

Alright my yout, mi and dis fine gyal decide we waan fi go park, we went pon swing, pon slide, and even have good time a bounce pon teeter-totter. Buoy, it fun mi tell yuh. Been long since we frolic ina park.

We sit dung a ground fi have lunch, afta lunch she waan fi go home, so we went to her house fi watch movie and sinting. Mi tell you, the gyal mus be one freak, cause she jump pon my lap and start suck out mi face. After 5 minute the blood clot phone ring and mi answer. One rated man come yell ina mi ear, man was livid! Him say sumthing like 'YO STAR, A WEH YOU A DO WIT MI PICKEY?' Mi just give one sour look pon my girl face and ask a wuh dis man business? Gyal tell me her dad ded, him ina ground, ded, ded, ded. A WHO DI BUMBACLOT DEH PON MY PHONE?

LoathsomePete · 03-23-2012, 01:06 PM

I enjoyed it, if you spend a little more time fleshing out the relationship between "you" and Amanda it could be a decent little short story.

iluvwubs · 03-23-2012, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio

I realized it was just a story when it got to the sound on the phone. Up until then, I thought it was just a very sad, pathetic, and highly embellished memoir.

LOL, that was the intended effect. I figured most would pick up on it at that point. I mean, how could anyone actually believe it after that point?

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Originally Posted by mankycaaant

My points are still valid. You clearly need help. You wasted a good few hours writing that and I don't think it was mere coincidence you had to relate your little story to an internet 'relationship' for comedic effect, you strike me as the type of person that probably has experienced the first part of your morbid tale.

Have fun basking in your undeniable accomplishment.

You're points are moot (that means they don't have any value ;D). Oh, and you must type very slow to assume this took me several hours... just sayen. ya know? You strike me as the type of person who gets irate very easily. I'd say i'm the better judge of character in this instance. You got me

though. Thanks for that, 'mate'.

The only thing i'm basking in is your undeniably hilarious reaction.

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

I enjoyed it, if you spend a little more time fleshing out the relationship between "you" and Amanda it could be a decent little short story.

I didn't want to make it too long. I figured at its currently length it would likely lose most peoples attention as it is, but thank you. I appreciate that.

Queen Boo · 03-24-2012, 08:16 AM

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Congratulations.

Howard the Duck · 03-24-2012, 08:18 AM

^^oh great to see you back

how was it in the funny farm?

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14232949 The Big Dog Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,989	Unlike others, I actually read this pathetic monstrosity from top to bottom and it's the most ridiculous, nonsensical thing I've ever had the misfortune of wasting my time with. OP, you need to get a life, did you ever actually meet this girl, you loser? No, you're convinced you fell in love with someone you messaged a few times online. Do you know what sunlight is? And, as for the whole suicide thing, it makes no sense, how could she send you the email of her killing herself months after she had done it? What you need to do mate, is seek professional help and maybe one day, whilst highly sedated you can enter the world I like to call reality. You're obviously a warped basket case.

03-23-2012, 01:01 PM	#16 (permalink)
GuitarBizarre D-D-D-D-D-DROP THE BASS! Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,730	I, too, have a tale of woe regarding a girl I once loved. I shall recite it here anew, for your eyes! Alright my yout, mi and dis fine gyal decide we waan fi go park, we went pon swing, pon slide, and even have good time a bounce pon teeter-totter. Buoy, it fun mi tell yuh. Been long since we frolic ina park. We sit dung a ground fi have lunch, afta lunch she waan fi go home, so we went to her house fi watch movie and sinting. Mi tell you, the gyal mus be one freak, cause she jump pon my lap and start suck out mi face. After 5 minute the blood clot phone ring and mi answer. One rated man come yell ina mi ear, man was livid! Him say sumthing like 'YO STAR, A WEH YOU A DO WIT MI PICKEY?' Mi just give one sour look pon my girl face and ask a wuh dis man business? Gyal tell me her dad ded, him ina ground, ded, ded, ded. A WHO DI BUMBACLOT DEH PON MY PHONE?