Uh, I don't see how you're so confused about the concept of cucumbers vs. pickles. They're really not that hard to distinguish. I mean, granted, a pickle is a cucumber, but it's been...pickled. When it's pickled, it tastes completely different. And is usually damp. I guess that if the cucumber was damp, that might be confusing, but I can't tell for sure from where I am if what you have is a cucumber or a pickle.

Did it come out of a jar?

...so it works better if you use a banana.

My daddy makes me put glass in my vagina.

There's really nothing hard to understand about intercourse. Like you said, if you do it long enough, it'll get bigger, and it'll slip right in every time.

this is all getting ridiculous

and i'm getting delirious

Still surprised that you even did that. How many practice does it take?

why does the sun keep on shining?
and why is the sea blue?

penis penis penis

i haz a toothbrush

lulz

So I says to him, "Bernie" I says, "You'll never make that money back."