we suck young blood

No, I really don't think that you're the second coming of Jesus Christ. That's probably not stigmata anyway; you may have just hurt yourself in a drunken stupor. Make sure it doesn't get infected.

So what you're saying is, it's gotten bigger each day? I suggest you see a doctor.

have a great evening

My penis is itchy.

What female doesn't?

I'm not going to deny that's awesome, but I really don't think you could pull off Freddie Mercury's yellow jacket from the '86 Tour. Save your money.

Is there really any reason someone should do something so....so degrading? I mean, being a stripper is one thing, but standing on the sidewalk pleasuring old men with saggy balls is just...it's just wrong.

Why would you say that? Don't you know the civil rights movement happened?

fact of the matter is, i dont think you should have gotten that tattoo.