:wave:

So I looked him right in the bloody eye and said: "have you got any yogurt?"
Turns out he was a chimp.

lol what is the point of this?

well slap me on the ass and call me captain

What a strange concept.

Gumption is fun to say with a southern accent.

If you quote me you're doing this wrong.

jesus o jesus

i don't wanna die alone

I'd have you tried for treason, personally, saying something like that.