i am an arsehole then

What smells so good? Oh, just me.

Why Ukraine? Of all the places to immigrate to I just don't understand why you chose Ukraine....?

Really? You just HAD to say that didn't you.

Lemons. It's always the lemons.

I actually read the first page to make sure a mod wasn't being a smartass by editing the title.

XTC's "Mummer" sounds like a Tamil (Indian dialect) album

I hate money. It'd be a different story if I had a lot of it.

I cant believe this thread is still going.

i want to run away from






































me

No, actually. That wasn't a Mark Twain quote. It's commonly attributed to Twain, but it's not him.

And than I said "hey, thats not my child." And then I punched her in the face.

Darth Vader is what George Lucas sees us to be - egomaniacal power-thirsty insecure people with anger management issues and emphysema

Hell yeah, I was going to start a thread about shoe sizes.

one inherent negative trait all my exes see in me?

selfishness

Man, I sure do love watermelons.

That's just rude, you can't just call somebody's dog ugly.

**** yeah I ain't read ****.

I'm sorry, but the fact that you think you can say that and not get arrested is just...not even cool.

I cannot stop laughing. Loved the part about the ferrets!

A female porcupine must be urinated upon to relax her quills before her male partner can mate with her. I don't know about you, but I would find it hard to relax while getting pissed on.

Then again, I've never understood women.

I want a "Bring tha Mutha ****in Ruckus" tattoo.

That's not even fair.

I have no reason to believe she's cheated.

http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/p...iesrustled.jpg

you ditched me

don't you know that

that's so wrong

3 teens kill 4

God - 777
Satan - 666

!

Fackin' cahnts

bring me a cup of Rosie, dear

while i'm having a Sherman Tank

Interesting.....

What?

sex