What is this? The 'What Are You Listening To: Part II' thread?

Can anyone tell me why my boner is crooked? It's always been straight before.

Cheese is made from the same stuff that makes your feet smell.

A thread full of non sequiturs.

So I said to him "listen, if you're going to walk around here like that the least you could do is offer us a bite." and then, of course, everyone went ape****.

That's what she said.

I don't know. I thought he was dead already. I don't think it was my bullet that did it.

I agree, Wii remotes battery life is actually beyond a joke.

Up until 1914 there were only 3 republics in all of Europe. World War 1 marked a watershed moment in history where monarchies and sovereign rulers were all but replaced with democracies and republics.

I am sexually attracted to whoever posted above me.